In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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