we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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