508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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