S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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