Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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