I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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