So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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