she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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