I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Randomize
