It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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