the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize