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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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