OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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