The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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