i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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