ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i out mim tonsoeep
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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