Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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