Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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