glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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