do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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