Christians are straight up FREAKS
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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