Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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