Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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