giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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