I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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