Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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