Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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