Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
MIDGETS
????
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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