Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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