Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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