Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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