He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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