So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
third nipple confirmed
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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