So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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