Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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