Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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