I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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