I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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