Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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