Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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