You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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