He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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