I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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