She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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