Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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