You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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