That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
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