Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize