In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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