That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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