rhymes with "ouble enetration"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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