I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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