I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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