when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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