So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
